Posted Sat Jul 27, 2024 12:43 pm




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Bend it a little. Put a little bubble gum there.





I picked it up and walked away with it.
He came back complaining that it’s not good.
I didn’t give that to you. It’s the first piece off the machine.
When did you hand this to me?
A couple of hours ago.
This is worth thousandSSSS of dollars.


Posted Sat Jul 27, 2024 2:09 pm

Posted Sat Jul 27, 2024 3:35 pm

Posted Sat Jul 27, 2024 3:41 pm




Someone died in front of my place.





3 guys show up together waiting to get in.





You’re allowed in. Referring to the little guy.
You two are not getting it, FORGET IT!
The ladies never wait. They walk right in.





I’m 5’9” 132LBS - I always got in. Who am I with?





Security was ten highly skilled dudes bum rushing you
and slamming your head around. Getting you in a yoke
hold and opening the door with your face. You would pray
for the cops to show up.

http://www.goldenglovesusa.org/



If anything happens to him. You are going to be sorry.
We put in a lot of time getting him to where he is.
He is important to us during competition.
For the rest of his life he is going to set an example.
It doesn’t matter. You are to F’n dumb to understand.

5 dudes in a bar. I made a lot of money last night.



Posted Sun Jul 28, 2024 7:05 am




Oh my god. My husband goes there.
My husband was there last night.
Enough already!



Posted Sun Jul 28, 2024 8:06 am




They have kids, it’s girls. They’re not friendly.
The sauce at the serges house. Tony jaq. Huh Wut!
Knuckle neck this is such a bunch of BS.
He’s a Suffolk cop. Her father is a captain. Hay F-Off!! LOL!!
Ohh you know the horse from the cafe!
Look who’s squeezing in the back. Horse get out of there.
The high rank cops set you up to fight with each other.
They’re trained this way! Wink


Posted Sun Jul 28, 2024 5:40 pm

This myth started with the Romans.
They believed that the soul would regenerate
every 7 years. So essentially, when you break
a mirror, you're waiting for an entirely new soul
to rid yourself of the bad luck. Others believed
that mirrors were actually devices of the Gods.



Posted Tue Jul 30, 2024 9:01 am

To many cervezas tonight at the rock concert.
This new guy did good tonight.



Posted Tue Jul 30, 2024 8:26 pm

Kiss' Gene Simmons has admitted to having slept with 5,000 women. Although the 73-year-old rocker is faithful to his wife, former model Shannon Tweed, before they got together in 1983 – and later married in 2011 – Gene certainly played the field.

He’s got a lot to learn, amateur.



Posted Wed Jul 31, 2024 7:39 am

Why Are There Dashes During Some Tide Periods?

Since two complete tide cycles are slightly longer than a day, during some days of the month only one high or one low tide will occur during a day.


https://www.weatherforyou.com/report/howard+beach-ny-tides


Posted Wed Jul 31, 2024 9:57 am

Twenty years later I walk into the ENT to get my
ears flushed. The doctor examines me and says.
“You experienced trauma and have a deviated septum.
You are going to need surgery. Just flush my ears and let
me get out of here. He did some cool trick where he stuck
a string up one nostril and pulled it out the other.
32 BJ - BJ WE DONT PLAY!



Posted Wed Jul 31, 2024 12:51 pm




Look what my mommy made me for breakfast.





This all works together.





We’re hanging out together and now I’m forgetting
what I done. You’re talking to the captain and now
he’s forgetting what he’s done. Me and the captain
are not on the same page anymore. I'm now paying
top dollar for a boat half the size of the captains
boat. Rub this on your nuts. Good luck to you!



Posted Fri Aug 02, 2024 9:26 am

Jack in the box showing me spaghetti that
hangs out with cousin Smokey, who’s
cousins with badz.
What’s your complaint?
How do I get you to mind your F’n business!
I’m not a cop. I don’t get paid for this.
This is so easy to fix it shouldn’t be discussed.






https://www.caesars.com/tropicana-ac/things-to-do/nightlife/firewaters-saloon?utm_campaign=GMB&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=local&utm_term=TAC15&utm_content=nightlife

I’m fixing your problem and now you’re coming after me.
The sarg is going to that big precinct up in the sky.

Posted Fri Aug 02, 2024 12:07 pm

He's the captain.





My wife had the baby.





I was engaged at 25. Married at 27. Had the first kid at 29.
I work in Jersey.
5 years later. I’m back in Bushwick. Shabbat Shalom.
I had my second kid. I live right there. There’s the daycare.
Now I live in Lunguylind.
3 years later I’m not a doorman. I had the 3rd kid.
Theres the daycare, elementary, junior high,
AKA middle school and high school.
Now I’m 40 separated and soon to be divorced.
Now I’m divorced longer than I was married.
12 years later and there you have it. Wink


https://www.law.nyu.edu/financialaid/budgetandbudgeting/studentexpensebudget


https://www.law.columbia.edu/about/departments/financial-aid/jd-and-llm-tuition-and-fees





That ch!t doesn’t stop.
Hay Mike your kid is a fagot. BWAAHAAHAAHAA!
Your kid is a effen homo. BWAAHAAHAAHAA!





Gordie Howe
Wayne Gretzky's first jersey was No. 9 after his hockey hero,
Gordie Howe of the Detroit Red Wings.

Posted Fri Aug 02, 2024 2:19 pm

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